Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, we’ve got some ideas to stuff your lover’s stocking with that’ll leave them feeling satisfied in the sexiest way.
Now, I will warn you, these gifts might not be something you’ll want to open with your parents or kid’s on Christmas morning. These are more like a ‘cuddled up with your sweetie by the fire (or fireplace video on YouTube) on Christmas Eve with a glass of wine or hot cocoa’ kind of presents.
You know, the good gifts. 🎁 The ones you USE.
We’re all busy this time of year, so I’m just gonna get started, okay?
5 Sexy Surprises for Your Lover’s Stocking
- Überlube: You might not think you need it… and you might be right! However, once you try adding lube to your normal sexcapades, you’ll find yourself wanting it. Lube is a great addition to your sexy tool kit for a variety of reasons. It enhances pleasure, assists with any hormonal dryness, and can be used anywhere it feels good. Plus it’s excellent for anal. Überlube is our recommended lube for anything you might need to make slicker in the bedroom.
- A membership to SDC.com. Ok, yes, this one is free, but hear me out. If getting into the swinging lifestyle there is no better place to start. In their own words, they are “the world’s largest lifestyle community to find hookups, threesomes, and moresomes with like-minded swingers and kinksters.” Print up a cute certificate with your couple’s login and just watch the fun unravel. Make sure that this is something that you’re both onboard with before gifting this, though. 😂
- I personally think everyone should try a sex swing at least once in their lives. They can open up a lot of fun positions that you would otherwise be unable to attempt. You can get really creative when you use your imaginations. Worried about picking the right one? SexSwing.com features an incredible “Sex Swing Selector” quiz that can help you decide which one is best for your needs.
- A psychic reading from me! Last week, I wrote about the 2022 look ahead readings I’m doing right now. Throughout 2021, I’ve helped so many people on their journey to success and I would love to do the same in 2022. The growth I’ve seen in my clients love lives, careers, and even friendships this year has made my witch lil heart warm. Click here to see how I can help you find out what 2022 has in store for you!
- A new vibrator. We adore everything WOWTech has to offer. And right now, they’re offering the cutest promo: you get a free couple’s sock with the purchase of any sex toy. I dunno about you, but there’s something inherently holiday-y about socks. If you’re looking for something extravagant, I cannot recommend the Power Couple Collection enough. It comes with a We-Vibe sync for her and an Arcwave Ion for him. The playtime you can enjoy with these two toys is immeasurable. P.s. It’s $120 off right now, so it’s a good time to invest in pleasure. 😆