I got inspired by the wonder of the holiday season, so I wrote you all a poem. Of course, I had to make it all about the Naughty Night before Christmas. Would you expect anything less from me?
I apologize in advance (or maybe I don’t! This is a safe space, right?!) because it got a little graphic.
But again, would you expect anything less from me?
Without further ado, I present to you:
The Naughty Night Before Christmas by Angelique Luna
‘Twas the naughty night before xmas and all through the house
Every single person was tied up, including my spouse;
The toys all plugged in and charged up with care,
With hopes of more bliss than our bodies could bear;
The submissive were nestled all snug in their cuffs,
With visions of paddles and more sexy stuff;
My honey in his hood and I with my whip,
In a dress short enough to show… I’m not wearing a slip;
Then the front door bursts open with a clang and a clatter,
It’s Big Dick Nick and he’s ready splatter!
Each vagina in the room got wet in a flash,
Cause BDN knows how to make them all splash!
All breasts are bared hoping for new fallen snow,
For when Big Nick’s dick is ready to blow;
When what to my cock-hungry eyes should appear
Another guy named Rudolph… and he’s hung like a steer!
Rudy brought friends and, as they pour through the door,
All the pussies were dripping cause they’re thirsty for more.
Big Dick Nick snapped his fingers; they formed a line,
Like a musical movie, he announced them in rhyme;
“Now, Quickie! now, Dancer! now, Sounder and Vixen!
On, Cumet! on, Cupid! on, Peggy and Fistin’!
To the front of the line! to the one with the balls!
Now make them cum! make them cum! make them cum all!”
Big Dick Nick says, “Kinky is good and kinky is fun,
Kinky is best with consent from everyone
Their screams of joy pierced the silent night,
As they came all at once and then yelled, “good night!”
I am not a poet by trade. I am a psychic and a kink-aware professional. And I want to help you up your sex game in 2022. Send me an email and let’s see how I can help.